Whew! What a weekend I had! Some of you would definitely find it hard to believe.
Let's talk a bit about New Year's Eve. This was the best New Year's I've had... pretty much ever. I went to Michelle and Shawn's for their NYE Party, which I was hoping wouldn't turn out to suck, even though I never really thought it would. So, It turned out to rock. Michelle had a karaoke machine, and EVERYONE was singing, and it was awesome. Aaron and Dan showed up, and they were the friggin' life of the party. Dan was walking around wearing my boots, and Aaron tea-bagged some parafin wax of Michelle's mom's because he thought it would be awesome (it was pretty funny).... and actually Dan did the same.... they also tried to make copies of their junk on the printer/copier/scanner and get me to help. We couldn't figure out how to work the stupid thing.
What else happened that rocked, you ask? Well, let me tell you. My friend Mike who has rarely drank in his life got obliterated and kept telling everyone how much he loved our other friend Andrea. Aaron (Andrea's brother) and Dan got in his face yelling "ARE YOU TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH MY SISTER?!?!?!?!" and Mike looked like he was about to pee his pants. Oh and Mike got humped by the dog because he was so wrecked that he couldn't keep from falling. It was hilarious. Mike finally got some action. The best part is that he had to work at 7 am the next morning! Ha ha!
What else happened that I can share? Hmmmm... not much. There's lots that happened... I got hit on a lot on NYE by guys in a drunken state. Don't know quite what I think about it. Weird.
I think I might be quitting Mr. Big. It has a lot to do with the fact that my dear friend Kim 50/50ed me about the whole situation. It also has to do with some things that have occured since my last post. I can't really (in good conscience) tell any of the details, but there is definitely someone else. We'll see what happens.
Let's talk a bit about New Year's Eve. This was the best New Year's I've had... pretty much ever. I went to Michelle and Shawn's for their NYE Party, which I was hoping wouldn't turn out to suck, even though I never really thought it would. So, It turned out to rock. Michelle had a karaoke machine, and EVERYONE was singing, and it was awesome. Aaron and Dan showed up, and they were the friggin' life of the party. Dan was walking around wearing my boots, and Aaron tea-bagged some parafin wax of Michelle's mom's because he thought it would be awesome (it was pretty funny).... and actually Dan did the same.... they also tried to make copies of their junk on the printer/copier/scanner and get me to help. We couldn't figure out how to work the stupid thing.
What else happened that rocked, you ask? Well, let me tell you. My friend Mike who has rarely drank in his life got obliterated and kept telling everyone how much he loved our other friend Andrea. Aaron (Andrea's brother) and Dan got in his face yelling "ARE YOU TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH MY SISTER?!?!?!?!" and Mike looked like he was about to pee his pants. Oh and Mike got humped by the dog because he was so wrecked that he couldn't keep from falling. It was hilarious. Mike finally got some action. The best part is that he had to work at 7 am the next morning! Ha ha!
What else happened that I can share? Hmmmm... not much. There's lots that happened... I got hit on a lot on NYE by guys in a drunken state. Don't know quite what I think about it. Weird.
I think I might be quitting Mr. Big. It has a lot to do with the fact that my dear friend Kim 50/50ed me about the whole situation. It also has to do with some things that have occured since my last post. I can't really (in good conscience) tell any of the details, but there is definitely someone else. We'll see what happens.
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